Happy New Year?

     Yea I know it's 10 days into the so called apocalyptic year and that I should have probably already posted but shyt! Cut me some slack here! It's more work than you think building a nuke,raining fireball, Armageddon proof, underground safe house...just in case...yuh know? 
     I'd tell you guys what my new years resolution is but being as we may not be here...well...I just don't see the point. At least not in making a long term one since the long term seems to be so short BUT for now I think it will be getting my fiance to actually do his part of this here blog. I'm trying to explain that the end is near and he either needs to reduce his carbon footprint or post a blog. 
     I know like half the world population has a bucket list, so why not tell me whats in the pail? 


:)

Boredom leads to segments like this: PORNO BLOOPERS!

     So I was sitting at the computer thinking of funny things I could possibly make a segment out of. I was bored and I wanted to laugh so I thought hmmm...why don't I do a blooper reel? So whilst trolling the internet I realized I was quite the hornball...So what did I do? Typed 'porn bloopers' in my google bar of course! And OM-Jesus did I find some shyt! I've created this segment for our horned comedic pleasure.
     Just try not to fuck up the keyboard with your gunk ok? lmao! =)

ROFLCOPTER- A new drug...I meant segment =)

So this was like one of THE funniest things I've seen in like 2 weeks! Thus the birth of this segment: ROFLCOPTER! Yeah I know you wanna take a ride in it dontcha? Yeah I be knowin but unfortunately the Roflcopter only lands once a week so I suggest you hop on this ride =)

Thing 2 can do it too!

     BANANAS! lmao...yes random I know...but that's how conversation starts with me. But to the point we must go! Clearly that is a picture of me and my fiance. What? whudduh you mean no it's not? It most certainly is! I'm Thing 1 and he's Thing 2. You know what? I'm not going to argue with you. Anywho! I finally convinced my fiance to do "Clay's Corner", and surprisingly enough when I read his rough draft it was pregnant with all kinds of great ideas. I know you're probably thinking "Well why was it surprising? You don't think Clay is capable of formulating a plan for world dominion?" My answer to that is...of course not! lol Just kidding...I was actually surprised I didn't think of some of these things and that his brain actually decided to slow down the wreck that scurries around in there.
     While I can't exactly tell you all that's going to be in Clay's Corner I can tell you it's the best time you'll have in the corner since the last time your mom put you there and you made a spaceship out of the old gum you stuck to the baseboard the last time you were there. We hope you enjoy! (I personally hope he remembers to keep up...fuckin stoners!) :)

The Line Up

     OK so right...since I thought up this blog I've had a slew of ideas for ongoing segment ideas. It's funny because I didn't think this would be that complicated but hey...life must complicate itself somehow right? Any who; I've decided I'm going to start by trying out photos and videos...weather they'll be daily or weekly I'm not sure of yet. I also thought here would probably be a good place to put my poetry...you know like a poetry corner. I'll probably end up doing some chopped and screwed version of the horoscope as well as a ridiculous quote. Oh and of course being a pot head I have to have some kind of 4/20 segment. Else wise the world wouldn't be right now would it?

     I haven't finalized much yet but I do know I'll be introducing my nut of a fiance with his own segment called "Clay's Corner". Can't do a comedy blog with out the star of my life now can I? 

     We'll I'm up kinda early so I'm going to wake-n-bake and figure out some more ways I can take over the world. :)

Whaacha Dooooiiiin???

     So I've wanted to start a blog for the longest time now....and actually keep up with it lol. I've started about 3 other blogs but was unsuccessful in keeping up with them. I honestly think my problem was the little fact that I keep picking topics that had a significant lack of what I like to call "sub-topics". You know stuff that I could rant about to keep the ball rolling. But anywho....I digress :) 
     So I was goofing with my fiance; as I often do...when my sister turns to us and says, "You guys need your own sitcom." Right then and there I thought: well there's a slim to none chance that we'll get our own sitcom but I did jest get a new idea for a blog. So from that brain shart "One Love" was born. One Love or "OL" for short is pretty much an inside adventure through the comedy-drama-horror filled flick that is my life. I'm going to try to keep this blog as real and uncensored as possible, meaning not only will I be posting about the ab-working "wreck" sessions but also the tear-jerking sob stories and everything in between. Oh and lets not forget about those hot steamy passionate moments :).
     While I have yet to figure out the entire DNA of this blog I do have a few ideas running around in my brain fighting 'til the death. All of which range from original poetry to funny ass videos. I dunno... they're all what I like to call "mini blogs in progress" or mini "b.i.ps". What I DO know for certain is that I'll be sticking to this blog since my fiance, sis, and myselfez (yea I said myselfez...so?) are endlessly ab-training I figured I'd have an infinite supply of blog topics....THUS enabling me to take over ze world! MUHAAAAAAHAAA!!! lol Just kidding....Or am I? lmao! Hopefully you guys enjoy reading about our stupidity. If not...well...YOU SUCK LIKE CHICKEN !!! :p